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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Here's a clip from "Mr. Robot" where the guy says "fuck society". He probably meant that he wanted to have "sexual intercourse" with "society". Which as you know is supposed to be "bad" (see "Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force" video). 🤣

F@*£ Society | Mr. Robot
Elliot is asked by his therapist about what he thinks is wrong with society but instead of telling her he tells us. From Mr Robot…







Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Look what I just saw on Twitter's "What's happening" section. 🤣 Hopefully "texas cops" are aware of the existence of "mass surveillance tech". I have also wondered many times why they can't fake such shootings in "India". Fake in India™. You know, kinda like "Make in India". 🤣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Since it is pride month, I was thinking that everybody should watch that "Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force" video at least once daily. 🤣 I already found some "providence" at 2:48. Would have been better if it were 2:47, but wine glasses appear only at 2:48. 🤣

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And would you look at the name of the movie. "Mera Naam Joker". It's supposed to mean "My Name is Joker". Just last night I was thinking about posting the following. It is one of many "watchable content" that is available on the TVs in GTA V. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPeb493B6d8

May 20, 2022




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Forgot to mention a female NPC who was talking about "wage gap". Conversation starts at about 29:14 in the second video. The game developers got confused maybe, because a female "initiate" (8:08) actually had more "coins" (to get past door at 2:34:22) than a male (13:25). 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

The outfits that the "Ark members" wear are probably supposed to be similar to what the characters in "Harry Potter" video games and movies wear. The castle is supposed to be like "Hogwarts", and "Janus" (the name has "anus" in it, btw 🤣) is supposed to be like "Dumbledore". 🤣





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And coincidentally, I also ended up making 47 wear a disguise that was supposed to be showing "LGBTQ+ pride" towards the end of the second video (2:41:52). You know, because of the "as proud as a peacock" feathers on the mask and also because of what appears to be a "corset". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He could have replied with something like, "Is okay, I am supposed to be LGBTQ+. We can have sex after I kill everybody here. You know, because necrophilia also comes under the +...". But once again he couldn't, because he was not wearing his clown suit. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

47 can be seen not wearing a mask and not doing "social distancing" at the beginning of both videos, by the way. 🤣 And female NPCs can be heard telling him to go way because they were hot and he was not. 7:48 in the second video, for example.🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And here's the second one. Female NPC says "please be an orgy..." at about 2:20:30. 🤣 47 could have replied with something like "yeah, a necro orgy!". But he couldn't, probably because he was not wearing his clown suit (2:54). 🤣

Hitman 2 - The Ark Society - Mostly successful postal attempt
"Mostly successful" because the game crashed again. This time I was able to kill all the NPCs though, because of which special "knight" NPCs teleported…

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Here's the first one. Game crashed soon after I used a "letter opener" to kill an NPC. 🤣 A female NPC mentions "a lot more nudity" at about 5:03. But I do not recall seeing any nudity in this level. Maybe she was referring to all those "shapely legs". 🤣

Hitman 2 - The Ark Society - Unsuccessful postal attempt
I see now that I failed to kill an NPC after taking the disguise (39:17). Probably would have been difficult to locate him in the…

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, I decided to upload "reels" of two attempts. There were a lot more than just these two attempts though. In the second one I had almost succeeded too, before the game crashed yet again. Probably because "Providence" did not like what they were seeing. 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I saw "Hitzman" mentioned in that "Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force" video and finally decided to make a "reel" of "The Ark Society" level in "Hitman 2" where 47 goes "postal". Have been thinking about making one for many months actually, possibly also due to real life "inception". 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Probably because of this tweet which includes a link to a Bollywood song where some can be seen wearing costumes involving "heads". I was even thinking how poorly designed those costumes were. 🤣

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I could have easily called someone to "verify" what I was saying. But instead I made him say "maa kasam" that he wont get married if he later finds out that I was telling the truth. 🤣 https://youtu.be/DjCBI19rs6k

May 20, 2022










Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@xoxogossipgita Ah, this post is supposed to be telling me the "true meaning" of this song I am guessing. You know, the "ouroboros" necklace which is supposed to be a "G".🤣

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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I decided I liked the song after I heard it again when it was playing in the background in an episode of "Pretty Little Liars". So I decided to download it and only then found out that it has the word "prostitute" in the lyrics. The uncensored song still exists in my computer.🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

His waifu was "still young" (fat? he was fat too) and that's why he still wanted "some" from her. Speaking of getting "some", the following song can be found in the game "Need for Speed: The Run", but with all cases of the word "prostitute" censored out. 🤣

Lykke Li - Get Some
© 2010 WMG. Dear Friends, we didn't see it coming but here it is. The video for Get Some, directed by the fantastic Johan Söderberg...GERMAN…



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, it's not just the "locals" who can't talk about "sex". It's also the "internationals". That's why the "sex" option is labeled as "woohoo" in "The Sims 3". And it just gave me the opportunity to use this against "them" also. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He didn't have to wait long to find out I think. The newly hired "school counselor" had the "talk" with all the students from the higher classes (only), not long afterwards. I had taken a "day off" from school on that day apparently. 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But when I said something similar to a student in "class 9" he didn't believe me. He couldn't believe that his parents had also had "sex", similar to what can be seen in "dirty pictures" on the internets. And I totally understood why it was hard for him to believe. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I only "found out" about "sex" when Dudley's mother said something like, "that's a method of reproduction" in "English" when I was telling her how some kids in my school watch "dirty pictures" (not exactly what I said) on the internet. Took me a few seconds to understand.🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

By the way, that "Reproduction in Animals" chapter used to be in the "class 7" science text book when I was in school. The content was so vague that I didn't know about sex till the end of "class 8". Maybe that's why they have moved it to "class 8" science textbook now. 🤣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

By the way, this is how I was playing the game once when Dudley's mother said that whoever was driving the car was "BODMAS". 🤣 Obviously, I was not going to be picking up any prostitutes or visit the strip club while she was around.🤣

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Whereas, she has seen me playing GTA 5 many times. Once when I was having fun with GTA 5 doing nothing other than kill pedestrians, she shows up wanting to talk about something, sees me, and says "Whoever is driving that car is BODMAS!" in a serious tone. 🤣

Mar 5, 2022



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Seeing "Anna Rex" at about 1:15:09 made me wonder if she had something to do with my "The Sims 3" character. 🤣 It also made me think that many of those who were in-charge of the game were probably unwilling to do any "pumping" and "running". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And I didn't know that GTA has gender equality also (21:09 second video, male NPC pulls out female NPC from car). I thought only Saints Row has gender equality. Anyway, gender equality is not part of my "belief system" though. No. 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

NPC prostitute talks about finding some place "private" at about 15:24 in the second video. And also talks about not wanting to "perform in front of an audience" at about 15:42. 🤣 Maybe mass surveillance tech still had not been "DECLASed" when this part of the game was made. 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Only $12964 at 5:56 in the first video. That's why Trevor could only afford a blowup doll and not a RealDoll™ (3:15). Trevor got the opportunity to go postal on the "Altruist's camp" though, so he now has about hundred thousand dollaas. Too bad that recording ended up blank.🤣















Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Just today I was wondering (again?) why "behind every successful man there is a woman", not used for Hitler. According to the "Family Guy" clip I posted yesterday, even he had a "GF" or something. What if he was simply taking orders from her and it was her "plan" all along? 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

In "Elite: Dangerous" many "star systems" show up labeled as "Anarchy". That did not mean that NPCs were making bombs using "Anarchist's Cookbook" and detonating them everywhere. But if that's what you want to do IRL, it comes under "your choice; pro-choice". 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

As you may know, I now think that every day should be "purge day" but with "no limits" unlike what was shown in the TV show. This is while they figure out how to "transition" to "an-Archie". Countries, governments, laws, "and etc." are all "fake" anyway. 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

They were using the color orange to call me a "MAP" and I was wondering why. I kept forgetting about this incident. I was thinking that if they think I am a "MAP", they should "of" legalized or "re-legalized" child marriage before sending people to talk to me about "marriage". 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I don't remember how many buttons I took. But I am pretty sure all of them broke. There were two main buttons on the blazers. Rest were decorative if I recall correctly. I should "of" used scissors to remove them maybe. But I didn't. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But I returned them to him anyway. I noticed later that they were able to find replacement buttons for his blazer. They were of the same "special" kind as the previous ones. They had some symbol embossed in them. Maybe they were supposed to be like talismans or something. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He could "of" had a "talk" with me too but he didn't. Handed the phone to the kid and he immediately started asking for the buttons back. I got "severely embarrassed" this time. Anyway, all of the buttons broke when I pulled them out of my blazer. I had used a lot of stitches. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I also once convinced the same kid to give me his blazer buttons as all of the ones on mine had fallen out. Taught him to lie about his missing buttons to his parents. I even called him after I was done sewing the buttons to my blazer and an "adult" male had answered. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, taking turns licking/eating the "popsicle" must "of" been almost like "making out" with the kid. Innit? 🤣 That's why the "torturous" stomach ache. And all these years I was thinking it was because of an infection caused by "mouth bacteria". 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, soon the pain become "intolerable" and all I could do was cry. This kid's father (a doctor) also visited Dudley's mother's apartment at the place we were living in ("Pragati Vihar"), as I lay in bed crying due to severe stomach ache. It was a "stabbing" kind of pain, btw.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But there were "adults" "watching" too, and they must not "of" liked what they saw. Because later in the evening when I was out with a different kid, I started getting a stomach ache. I was helping this kid (also younger and shorter) sell school "fete" tickets at the time.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

It was "school chutti" time, by the way. "Popsicle" was bought by him from the school "canteen". We "shared" the "popsicle" by taking turns licking/eating/whatever. There were other kids there who probably didn't think it was a big deal either. Probably. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He used to travel in the same school bus as me, that's how we knew each other. Otherwise he was a lot younger and shorter than me. I wouldn't "of" asked him to share if I didn't know him and I doubt he would "of" agreed to do so if he didn't know me either. 🤣