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Actually I think I already know why Dudley's mother is still stuck here. @EmmanuelMacron will surely like this. 🤣 https://imgur.com/65f7QpN

Dudley's mother later started dialoguing last year, that she was only waiting for doggo to die, and would go and live with Dudley soon after. But it has been one year now since doggo died and she is still stuck here. And I was wondering if anyone can tell me why. 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

Oops, "Baden-Baden" is supposed to be in "Germany" apparently. So Dudley's mother must have visited "Germany" also during the trip when the above photo was taken. Above photo is supposed to be from "Strasbourg". I looked up the church. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.tripadvisor.in/Attraction_Review-g187075-d8762127-Reviews-Eglise_Saint_Paul-Strasbourg_Bas_Rhin_Grand_Est.html

Forgot to make multiup mirrors of two recordings made after doggo's death. Nothing special. Was just telling Dudley's mother that I had noticed that the room at @maxvets appeared to have been decorated. And she was doing the usual "reaction". 🤣 https://pastebin.com/hdUFv98U

File names already have the time of recording. But I must not have realized that this was going to be the case, which is why I recorded the time displayed on the air purifier also. 🤷‍♂️

Anyway, more animal cruelty can be seen in "VID_20211115_111724.mp4" and "VID_20211115_124357.mp4". I was either asleep or trying to sleep when Dudley's mother had once again left the doggo alone. Left the apartment as in, to run super important errands.

Here's an old photo of Dudley's mother taken in "France" ("Baden-Baden" it's supposed to be I think). The church in the background appears to be equipped with "time machines". 🤣 Enjoy, @EmmanuelMacron!👍

So what can you tell me @EmmanuelMacron? Could you have arranged private jet for Dudley's mother and her sick doggo or not (just like this is her "house", doggo was also her doggo after all)? Or at least made arrangements in a "public jet"? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

I told her that @EmmanuelMacron could have arranged a private jet for her and doggo. Or at least made arrangements in a "public jet" so that she can take the sick doggo with her to "France". I am sure they would have had better veterinarians too (not a third world country). 🤣🤷‍♂️

Now I should mention that sometime last year, she was offering to go and live with Dudley in "France". But she was saying that she will have to leave the sick doggo with me since there was no away he would be allowed on an airplane. 🤣

In "VID_20211108_153340.mp4" she is supposed to be calling out to Dudley ("Rubu") asking him to take her away. In the previous video she was asking her dead mother to take her away instead. 🤣🤷‍♂️

Slapped the phone out of my hand instead, after which I must have angrily punched my own hand in front of her face. 🤣 She was continuing to do "psyopy" things even as doggo was sick and dying (not that I knew). 🤷‍♂️

In "VID_20211108_153211.mp4" I had confronted Dudley's mother about using what can be seen in the video for "kitchen privacy". Which is how that incident started. Was asking her why she didn't keep it with the female's photo facing outwards. 🤣 She tried to slap me here, I think.

Some "family photos" can also be seen at the end of that recording (VID_20210716_175343.mp4). "Collage" included. 👍

By then I had already put video in the living room TV and played it for her as soon as she returned. All she could do was pet the poor doggo while looking at the recording. But still she did not get him any medical care, because the incident happened because of his age obviously.

I decided to start recording at this time (about 5:50pm) and also decided to record what happens when I don't help him up. Which is what would have happened if I weren't here and she would have left him alone. She returned not long after I stopped recording (about 6:15pm).

He was walking around all day (only because Dudley's mother was away) and would fall repeatedly and I would have to pick him up. I did this the entire day and eventually he pooped while still on the ground and unable to get up (if I recall correctly).

VID_20210716_175343.mp4 contains one incident of animal cruelty that I did. You should definitely share it with @peta and @PetaIndia. Dudley's mother had left doggo alone with me the whole day (not the first time) while she was out running super important errands.

She is an atheist (still goes to temples and does religious rituals though, but only because her mata-pita taught her to do so apparently) and was therefore asking her dead mother for "strength" while looking at a portrait which doesn't even look much like her dead mother.

If she was suggesting that she should have had an abortion, then I guess it is a good thing that there are relevant recordings for that also. VID_20210927_143718.mp4 and VID_20210927_143752.mp4.

She can be heard saying something like, "why did I give birth--why did I give birth--" in that recording. Did she not know that I was recording? I am sure she did and had decided to put on a show. Btw, was she suggesting that she should have had an abortion with those lines? 🤔

After which she started pretending to cry. She also went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. Perhaps hoping I would beat her with shit stick this time and she would get the opportunity to do "penance". 🤣 I made the recording due to lack of tears, by the way. 🤷‍♂️

She started dialoguing with something like, "there is no Shani here--there is no Shani here...". Which made me very angry and I went up to her and pretended to punch her like "Lunk" from "Lunk's Awakening" (Cyanide and Happiness Show) was punching the boat with the talking face.

Second video (VID_20210706_001709.mp4) shows an incident that happened after I was telling her to feed doggo once. I was saying something like, "Shani Maharaj will not be taking the responsibility of feeding the dog". And she pounced on the opportunity to change the subject.

I believe she was suggesting that I was jealous of her lovely-lovely plants. 🤣 She was even dialoguing by telling me to go out and look at everybody else's balconies and was saying that I would have seen that _everybody_ keeps plants. 🤣🤷‍♂️

Last year when I was telling her to get rid of the plants again (using Google Translate's text to speech feature), she dialogued with something like "tekhetor hinkha lagi goi se" in "Assamese". Anyone care to translate that sentence? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

Dudley also "gifted" his mother one of those "elizabethan collars" during this time, which she became very fond of. 🤣 Anyway, eventually I had to use spray on bandage ("Leeford Septiplast") which was labeled "not for veterinary use" even. Only then the wound (see clip) healed.

Here's a clip from a video recorded during the time he had the skin infection (14 Aug 2020). Full video should be available on Facebook. Dudley's mother did not take him to a vet during that time also. She was applying lots of expired crystal violet in the infected area instead.

One of his ears can also be seen rubbing against a plant. I had told Dudley's mother to get rid of the plants many times even the year before when doggo got some kind of skin infection, but she refused. Later I had to move some of the plants myself.

Here's a clip from the first video. It's just a video of the doggo walking around. Weeks before this was recorded, he was unable to walk at all or even get up on his own. So him being able to walk like this made it seem like he was getting better.

There is also an archive of the 4shared folder available here which has thumbnail previews of most of the videos. https://archive.is/ufANl

http://multiup.org is still blocked in "India" but you can use a VPN to bypass the block. ProtonVPN has a free VPN plan now and free VPN is also included with Opera browser. https://protonvpn.com/free-vpn/

I had to create 4shared account to download the "Unreal Tournament 3" characters mentioned in yesterday's tweets, so decided to upload them there first. But I have also created mirrors which can be found in this paste. https://pastebin.com/ZxC1W2Fz

It has been one year since doggo died. He died on this day on November 2021. I have decided to share some videos that I had recorded during the time that he was sick. Please share them with the "public". Videos available at - https://anindya.4shared.com

@TechnicalExec Wanted me to post this mabbe (3:54)? 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://youtu.be/gXziFoZPmro?t=233

@muftimenk Yeah. "UN secret meeting-Nice production value-How do you sleep at night?" 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FUgMuqk5CA

@wiseconnector Is there a "Dead Space" reference in this that I am not seeing? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Space

@bharatjodo @INCIndia @INCMP @RahulGandhi Looks like he is himself answering question (✂🍆) I was imagining asking his mother. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@thesecret The "Borg" apparently didn't care, why should I? 🤔 Talkin' about this line - "Individual Borg are referred to as drones and move in a robotic, purposeful style ignoring most of their environment, including beings they do not consider an immediate threat." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg

@MasculineRetain Yeah, you should sell-sell-sell while you still have the opportunity before they start doing shit similar to that Nightflyers episode (Episode 6). 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightflyers_(TV_series)

@wealth_director Well here's hoping that you are no any hiding the things I am oversharing from the "public" (which is supposed to be स्त्रीलिंग apparently. you know, because of the "samajhti" in that "public sab nautanki samajhti hai" tweet). 🤣🤷‍♂️

@wealth_director I did flip through that "hentai manga" before trying to post that comment, but in the @SouthPark clip "Steve Jobs" was claiming that I didn't read. I wonder why. 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@Prafull_mbachai @TataMotors @VAchaiwala @RNTata2000 Yeah, I checked out the "Mahindra Scorpio N" and it was not looking good. So, no, I would definitely not be carjacking any "Mahindra Scorpio N"s either. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://imgur.com/FtMNfHq

@TheRock And I should add that even if you manage to decide on a date after doing @UN secret meeting, there will still be cows, goats and what not. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@TheRock Sup, @TheRock. I can only do it with my left eye though since I learned using a mirror. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@drdevrad Yeah, a guy was using this in front of me to check if a battery had finished charging or not. Who can tell me whether he was doing "nautanki" or not? Anyone? Anyone? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ I was thinking that surely he could of used a multimeter instead. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@Jaysinh93 @GemsOfBollywood Ooh, I read that as "लड़की छोड़ना", as in "leaving/renouncing girl" and started wondering why "Bollywood" would ever do such a thing. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@AdvAshutoshBJP Amreekans have the term "fragging" apparently. Did the "Indian Army" also coin such famous words? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.dictionary.com/browse/frag

@activistjyot Hurray, I guessed correctly that "inter-faith marriage" must of meant "hindu-muslim" marriage as opposed to "hindu-christian" or "hindu-pastafarian". 🤣🤷‍♂️

@imlostedsoul I wonder why the old guy was saying "nahiiiii" ("noooo") at the end. 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@PriyaBanubakode I only experienced "that's it?" moment again when I woke up today. Somehow I don't think that's what those who were doing the "inception" were going for. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@upadhyayabhii @RichaChadha "Leftist" means someone who washes or "only wipes with tissue" with right hand instead of left, yes? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@SoumyaTrp I saw the "Munna Bhai MBBS" ragging scene again recently (TVS service center) and was later thinking that it is probably impossibru to get collage degree without getting "ragged" first. I had totally forgotten about "Munna Bhai MBBS" ragging scene. Only "3 Idiots" I 'membered. 🤣

@AlongImna Doesn't seem like you were able to punch away your problems and thas why had to appear in the video. You know what I am sayin'? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ #AzadNagaland

@pranitasubhash Are you saying that there are army personnel who do not know that they are doing nakli naukri because if you don' do naukri then how will you eat? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@Tmse__Mtlb Oops, I meant "who made _me_ unhappy". But misspellings are supposed to matter or something. So I dunno. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@Tmse__Mtlb WhatsApp is uninstalled on smartyphone. Only installed on tablet to chat with the merchant who made my unhappy by not shipping the stuff I ordered. Although I did not uninstall it, it is still "frozen". 🤷‍♂️

@callmeMaharani Ooh, giving me more Pokemon song tweeting opportunity. Here you go. Enjoy! 👍 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjW_JwGpehA

@kshitijkulsh So no "finish him"? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqaSMcxNHM

@ANI By the way, by "feet touching", I was obviously talkin' about the "feet touching" that kids are told to do to their elders as sign of respect/worship/whatever. Shown in "Kinder Joy" Diwali themed TV commercial also, that I saw in a @tvsmotorcompany service center. 🤣🤷‍♂️

Oh yes, I was thinking that my printer was killed in an attempt to do "revaaarse psychology". You know, to get me to not only spend money buying a new one, but also to print more of those printouts with the QR codes and wifis. Btw, don't scan wifis to receive money either. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@High_OnWeed_ The word "susu" can also be used for "urine". As you can see in this tweet. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@_whoraj I did read it again. Didn't get anything from it. 😕 So here, have this song instead. You can play it for anyone you are trying to say goodbye to without actually saying "goodbye". 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xovNNtZWhrg

@Bevacizumab2 I was thinking that there are lots of "wise ones" on twitter. You know, after watching that @SouthPark clip again recently. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@colorful_sclpel Here we go. It is described as "one of the longest" now, so not the longest anymore mabbe. 🤣 Anyway, enjoy! 👍 https://www.dictionary.com/browse/floccinaucinihilipilification

@colorful_sclpel Am I supposed to believe that you do not know the real longest word in engrish? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ Oh, mabbe they changed it and thas why you don't know. Last I checked it was that "...hilipilification" word. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@MehulFanawala Yeah, once you are super sleep deprived, you are supposed to be able to fall asleep anywhere. Kinda like the sims drop on the floor and start napping when their sleep meter gets empty. So not a "superpower", unlike filling up the sleep meter. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Moodlet_Manager

@krishnaeyee Btw, the motorcycle is supposed to be more expensive than the "Xbox". But feel free to break both. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@krishnaeyee Why do you ask? Are you thinking about breaking it? Like Kyle was breaking Cartman's stuff after Cartman gave Kyle AIDS? 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHql-e0qBqQ

They (@CSIR_IND) should do a survey among their employees to ensure the integrity of local elections. You know, to make sure that there isn't any "foreign meddling" like there was in US election where "Donald Trump" (@realDonaldTrump) won.🤣🤷‍♂️

If I recall correctly, Dudley's mother was once claiming that it was @CSIR_IND who developed the "indelible ink" used in elections in "India". Now I am wondering how many "CSIR" employees have brown poop. 🤣

Theory is that it must have been a "videshi" who came up with the idea of "indelible ink" since the ink turns "brown" (💩) eventually. Whereas "desis" are "supposed to be" consuming a lot of food with turmeric in it, which in turn prevents the poop from staying "brown". 🤣

Ooh, I just had fresh theory about "indelible ink". Saw a photo of a possibly "muslim" female with entire left index finger covered in "indelible ink", which made me realize that it is supposed to be a reference to "anal probing" (done after poopin' to clean out "uranus"). 🤣

Here are screenshots of the 3D version. A 3D version with different hairstyle (labeled "Angela XL") can be seen in my gameplay videos.

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Oh, thought I should mention this character again. Also available as a custom character for "Unreal Tournament 3" and was posted by the same account on http://forums.epicgames.com. It's supposed to be a "hot 2D chick" version of Dudley's mother, innit? 🤣 https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Angela_Balzac

Anyway, oldest "bot removal tool" text message is from 2017 it seems. Whereas, I only downloaded that custom character pack recently, as can be seen in this screenshot. It was even packed with "b1 free archiver" ("be free"?), and I don't think that I had heard of it before. 🤣🤷‍♂️

And there is also a character named "SeeU" in that pack, which made me think things like "Can you see me now?" 🤣 The 2D version of the character here looks better than the 3D version though, in my opinion anyway. 🤷‍♂️ https://vocaloid.fandom.com/wiki/SeeU

At least two characters even have "nipples". And some of them have the @FBI "pedo symbols" on their clothing. See screenshots. Now tell me @CyberDost, are these the "bots" you were talking about in those text messages? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

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I now think that the "EPIC" mentions and spiral logos in my voter ID card have something to do with the custom characters available in the 4shared link here. Many of the characters found in that archive can be considered "borderline loli". 🤣 https://archive.ph/7xPWS

Anyway, after seeing document again recently, I now 'member the "butterfly" symbol also and have even noticed "butterfly" emoji being used in many twitter accounts. 🤣🤷‍♂️

And I thought the spiral symbols in the voter ID card had something to do with the @FBI "pedophile symbols" document. It's the only symbol I 'membered actually, and is supposed to be the "young boy lover" symbol. 🤣 https://archive.org/details/fbi-pedophile-symbols/mode/2up

I did think that all the "EPIC" mentions in my new voter ID card (received on December 2021) had something to do with @EpicGames and "Unreal Tournament 3". Of course, EPIC is supposed to mean "Elector's Photo Identity Card". At least, that is what @ceodelhioffice will claim. 🤣🤷‍♂️

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I was receiving "bot removal tool" text messages from "bharat sarkar" and didn't know that they were supposed to be talking about "Unreal Tournament 3" bots. 🤣 Feel free to lemme know if that is not the case @CyberDost. 🤣🤷‍♂️

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I am done with the rest of the warfare maps also. Was done yesterday actually, but I decided not to log in to Twitter and post because I was once again waiting to poop and didn't want to see any "go poop" tweets. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0aWJfdDSRQDyqOIjLDRMoeImXwds7ZIF

It seems @maxvets retweeted the "conquistador" tweet. Or mabbe their twitter account got hacked. Either way, here, have another video. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo

Ah, thought I should also mention this clip. Found it (again?) recently and I had totally forgotten about that scene in that @SouthPark episode and it was like I was watching it for the first time. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/t6qyw9/south-park-kill-the-wise-one

The seagull here was watching a comedy though. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05MYxvVKc4U

Speaking of "conquistadors", I was thinking that god could have shown up and shown "Hugh Jackman's" character this episode from Dexter's laboratory to make him feel better in the movie "The Fountain". But you know, it was not a "comedy". 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://dexterslab.fandom.com/wiki/The_Justice_Friends:_Krunk%27s_Date

@Liminal1988 Conquistadors did not respect differences. They were all immature. And I be talkin' about wiping out cannibal tribes, btw. Feel free to lemme know if no such thing ever happened. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@stevewilldoit Thas nice. I am guessing is so that I can ask him about his sons' susus. But that "Teen Titans Go" episode was telling me to stop talkin' about "peanuts". So I will ask later mabbe. But I was thinking it will be funner to ask Rahul Gandhi's mother about his susu. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@beselfmastered Rest assured that I will be fappin' again today (and hot shower) since I am trying to do "nonstop nut november" after seeing that Patrick meme. Full disclosure, I already failed one day at least, but it was before I saw that Patrick Star meme if I recall correctly. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@DBhagvadgita But if "real life" time machines are also capable of time travel, then the deleted recordings can still be retrieved I was thinking. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://streamable.com/9hec36

@DBhagvadgita Do you have recordings? Or were you not recording like that guy wasn't recording "Ariana Grande" and asked her to start singing from the beginning? Or mabbe you had the recordings but they have been deleted for Dudley's mother's convenience, I was thinking. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@therealbmark I was thinking about mentioning "Sherlock Holmes" (you know, he not wanting to 'member useless things), but then realized this tweet is really about "Katie Holmes". I first heard the name "Katie Holmes" on a website called "a to z celebrities". 🤣🤷‍♂️

@DBhagvadgita Plz post here real meaning of "hare krishna". For those who do not know for some reason, see what happens to green alien guy in "Invasion of the Boobie Snatchers" hentai (part 2). 🤣 Btw, the 2D chicks actually look better in the animation than in the cover art. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@Purva_28_03 "Ey, relax guy. He is joking..."? 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpKUOAgWAU

@eyeshwetaaa Oops, last I read, even @PreetBharara was living there. Don' worry, I wasn't talkin' about your particular city in that tweet. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@BhawnaKaur_1 What's wrong with samosa? @PreetBharara seems to like it if I recall reading some fake news article about him correctly. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@zenmode_code Collage's job is to give degree. Nothing more, nothing less. Your job if you go to collage is to study hard for exams, pass said exams, and then collage will be giving you degree. After that you can learn to be programmer or study for sarkari exam to become sarkari afsar. 🤣

@MehulFanawala After that you can take loan from bank to buy whatever it is that you were dreaming of buying. Many kids are probably already dreaming about buying PSWA for their mothers. 😉 So banks should consider giving PSWA loans to kids also, chop-chop...

@Theofficialtopg But if you go outside you will get COVID-19. So better to stay home; stay safe. The fake news is not over yet from what I can see. Oops, I meant the pandemic. 🤣 https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

@aneetta_joby_ @NickIndia Actually mouse is just broken. Not completely dead. So, what do you think? Should I "live" and buy another one? 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.amazon.in/Logitech-Lightspeed-POWERPLAY-Wireless-Compatibility/dp/B0716ZFWWV

@aneetta_joby_ @NickIndia Anyway, even my "money" wants me to spend them like in that Spongebob episode I think. So they have been secretly breaking my stuff when I sleep. Printer dead. Mouse dead. Motorcycle digital speedometer dead. So many things they want to be spent on, it seems. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@aneetta_joby_ Yeah, tell that to @NickIndia, who were teaching me to "aaj paise bachao, life mein aage badh jao" with "Spongebob Squarepants" themed infomercial. Mr. Krabs was saying that line if I recall correctly. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yEC6-DNS6U

@Flipkar60403415 @Flipkart @flipkartsupport Sorry, but I don't care about privacy anymore. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@thinkschoolbot Talkin' about "dream world" mabbe? I do 'member the "French guy" now from "The Matrix Reloaded", who was saying "it is only a game". 🤣 Anyway, you now have the @blackmirror "USS Callister" episode, so what more do you need? 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Callister

@KrishnaDharma Yet that @GalGadot tweet was trying to tell me what to do. Even if it was just telling me to go poop. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@Ishansharma7390 I am guessing you are talking about opportunities to have saiksual intercourse. Yeah, I was thinking "baal baal bache", but that is not the case. It was "bache" by a wide margin actually. 🤣 Anyway, don't forget to do PSWA before having saiksual intercourse or getting married. 👍

@flipkartsupport Don't worry, I have received the product as mentioned in the previous tweets. Check screen recording and unsubscribe me from the "promotional emails" instead, plz. Assuming they are official. 🤣🤷‍♂️

By the way @Flipkart @flipkartsupport, I have been receiving "psyopy" emails from your server disguised as promotional emails. Unsubscribe links do not work. Are they official emails or did your servers get hacked? Time machiney world it is after all. Check screen recording. 🤣🤷‍♂️

Here's a photo of the dongle-dongle. Apparently it is possibru to install linux on it ("OpenStick"), but I should probably not risk it. 🤣

Even @Flipkart was having logistical issues it seems, since they couldn't deliver it on time (by 2pm yesterday). But they still managed to deliver it yesterday itself. I was sleeping though and Dudley's mother got opportunity to do "dhun-dhun-dhun" on my bedroom door for OTP. 🤣

Full video now availabru on youtube. The part in the clip starts at about 5:00. Was thinking about recording only "Torlan", but decided to do all the warfare maps. Half already done. And is not like I have anything better to do.🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixxGg7RzCMo

I found this "meme" recently (don' 'member if I had seen if before 🤷‍♂️) and was wondering if it was because of the "redeemer" in "Unreal Tournament 3". Was pretty funny when I saw it for the first time. I searched for "sad trollface meme" on Google Images, btw. 🤣

@KrishnaDharma What pain are you talking about? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ And didn't I see a guy wearing a t-shirt saying "hum nahi sudhrenge" when walking to police station during COVID-19 fake news lockdown? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@narendramodi @EmmanuelMacron @g20org Looks like "Macron" intentionally showing off nose. 🤣🤷‍♂️ I was thinking about asking him some questions too. 😉

@VarunMayya Hah, even in case of @Wikipedia it's a case of "trust me bro". 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_machine

@thinkschoolbot Nah, I don't need to feed on "documentaries". Hentai will do for now, although I failed to eat any today. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@news24tvchannel @RahulGandhi Why wait for the "yuwa" to throw out "China", why can't _you_ do it? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@SwatiJaiHind "क्राइम शो देखता था"? 🤣 I just 'membered a while ago that this is also just "recycled fake news". I 'member reading similar fake news long ago about some videshi guy killing his "lady boy girlfriend" and not only chopping body up but also trying to cook it. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@GalGadot Only after logging out of twitter I was made aware that the tweet I replied to was supposed to be talkin' about going to poop. 💩🤣🤷‍♂️

@GalGadot Go green or go extinct? 🤔 Choose extinction. Or the other thing would also work I guess. Regicide. 😀

@news24tvchannel @MamataOfficial I obviously did not answer the calls. And why did parcel go to "Kolkata" anyway? Isn't "Delhi" supposed to be the capital? Or was it secretly shifted to "Kolkata"? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@news24tvchannel @MamataOfficial Sup, "Mamata Banerjee". Was receiving calls from "Kolkata" phone numbers last year. It wasn't from "customs officers", was it? I bought a cheapo 4G dongle-dongle from "China", which may of been used as an excuse to do unsolicited phone callings I was thinking. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@ipsvijrk Thas not true. They will try to deny entry if thas what the sarkari afsars are feeling like doing (permanent jobs 'member?). 🤣 But nobody usually tries to enter police stations, amirite? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@join2manish Ooh, it's supposed to be 500,000,000 actually. But I wouldn't be surprised if actual population is below 500,000. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@join2manish The "Georgia Guidestones" says to keep population below 500,000. And I am guessing they have indeed managed to keep it below 500,000. Oh, it "used to say" apparently.🤣🤷‍♂️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

@Ishansharma7390 I have no idea what the "FTX saga" is "supposed to be" and I consider it to be a good thing. Something like "Mt. Gox" I am guessing.🤣

@AlongImna @sarbanandsonwal I see somebody has been eating a lot of "meat". 😉 Don't want to contract "vaginitis" I am guessing. 🤣

@AlongImna Why write "DP"? Why not "PP"? "🎶 My Ahudi is so slick, even it's my profile pic.🎶" 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34

@SarcasmHit "Parashuram" thought that he had to "obey" his "ancestors" for some reason. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://archive.org/details/70808281parashuramaamarchitrakatha_553_P/page/n1/mode/2up?view=theater

@JohnCena Hahaaa, "John Cena" was looking like/reminding me of a "He-Man" action figure in some movie. 🤣 I forget which one. Either way, it was not a "normal" look, no. 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-Man

@Ishansharma7390 Oh yes, I was thinking that the @NSAGov and @CIA will know what percentage of the male world population are "cucks". 🤣 And was thinking maybe the purpose of this comic is to prepare "cucks" before giving everybody access to their "entire histories". 🤣 https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-joy-sex-toys-cuck-comic

@MFSahiHai What about HYIPs? Sahi hai ya nahi? Why mutual funds when there are HYIPs? HYIPs do not say things like "HYIPs are subject to market risks, please read the offer documents carefully before investing." There is usually no "offer documents" to read in case of HYIPs. 🤣

@AlongImna Nagaland? Cultural erasure -> very sad. 😩 Do "freedom fighting" stat. But doubtful anyone would be willing to do "freedom fighting" in "computer yug" with so much hentai available on the internets. 🤣

@yu_angela "Angela Yu"? But name is supposed to be pronounced similar to Dudley's mother's fake name yu know. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://rakuen-tsuiho.fandom.com/wiki/Angela_Balzac

@rashtrapatibhvn Personally, I would recommend viewing saiks tapes of your mata-pita and mabbe even your nana-nani before you decide to do "sammaan". Amreekans may have already taken this advice, because of which there are movies like "Dirty Grandpa". Doubtful they touch feet of their nana-nani.

@Sadhvi_prachi "खबरें ही पढ़ लिया करो". Are you talking about "fake news media" खबरें? Or is there some secret place where you get "real news"? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@BhimArmyChief .@SHO_Dexter Plz explain to them that this is just "fake news". You know, in case they do not know. 🤣

@SriKUMAR111 @AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Here you are participating in "this whole place is a giant mindfuck" and yet talkin' about "jhoot pe jhoot pe chut". Kitna mindfuck karega be "rewdi"?🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ https://youtu.be/y41vObbUf9k?t=165

@kumar_arbind @AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Please share with the class ki main public ko kya samajhta hoon. 🤣 And yes, there was indeed that "flip flop" incident. But you know, it was a "dare/challenge" from the assaultee. Anyway, I see that public continues to "stay in character". Tell us why though? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Oh, by the way, why "jhadoo"? Why not "vacuum cleaner"? Because "India" is third world country? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal What do you mean by "नशा"? @Oprah was teaching that it is possible to cook "crystal meth" at home. That way you can enjoy home cooked "नशा" like home cooked meals. 🤣

@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Mujhe nahi aata "चक्रव्यूह" se nikalna. Kyan karoon? Kuch button dabana hota hai, ya kuch kehna ya sochna padta hai? Jis tarah se Star Trek mein "arch" kehte hai. 🤣 https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Arch

@narendramodi What is good "Hindi" translation for "big nosed tribe"? "Badi naak waali jaati" or "badi naak wali janjaati"? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@iForex_com I couldn't find any mentions of Borg in this page. And I don't think this is the first time I have looked. 🤣🤷‍♂️ https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Money

@iForex_com What can you tell me? Did the Borg from Star Trek use money? They probably used cryptocurrency equivalent to buy stuff fellow Borgs manufactured for them. You know, Borg iPhone equivalents and what not. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal "Kishore" ke loans maaf kar do. Mujh se 1 lakh rupaye maang raha tha is baar. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@katyperry Hmmm? I have been calling mine a smartyphone for a long time now, as you may know. 🤣 So, what can you tell me? What does plastic bag (PB) really mean? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@news24tvchannel @RahulGandhi Poor fellow not being allowed to play video games, huh? 🤣🤷‍♂️

@ms_medusssa @kroordarshan Tried their "Doodh Biscuits" and it tasted more like "Britannia Good Day" biscuits instead of "Britannia Milk Bikis" like I was expecting. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@ANI Ask them when they will be doing @UN secret meeting, if not done already. You know, to decide world azadi diwas. Linking movie this time to make things "crystal clear". 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Azaad_Hoon

@rashtrapatibhvn Only today I am learning about new female president of "India". I have been living under a rock like "Patrick Star". Anyway, you couldn't get rid of @narendramodi chop-chop and make a female prime minister also? Thas just sad. 🤣

@ndtvindia Is "कुकरानी" supposed to mean "Cook Rani/Queen"? Because I already cooked. 🤣

@TerribleMaps Did she also decide to become a male? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ https://www.speedtest.net/ookla-5g-map

@JitendraMeenaDU Here, lemme advertise @ASUS_ROG phone instead. 🤩https://www.gsmarena.com/res.php3?sSearch=asus+rog+phone

@ANI Poor fellow is forced to wear such clothing, huh? At least "Donald Trump" was allowed to wear "mixed" clothing. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@ndtvindia What about Vi? Are the employees getting sarkari benefits or not, now that bharat sarkar has taken over? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@ndtvindia And this fake news despite the "Timon and Pumba" song not even being visibru in that VLC screenshot. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emBG3RkUnBA

Thought I should mention that my recent "ooh"s are supposed to be pronounced similar to the "ooh"s in this @Disney Recess episode. Hindi dubbed version had "ooh, scandalous" replaced with "ooh, kya baat hai". 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCbpOBMFdOU

@VijayGurjar_IPS You must have grown up watching "RoboCop", which is why decided to become "IPS officer". I completely forgot that RoboCop is also supposed to be a "cop". 🤣 Otherwise only cartoons like "Little Singham" were coming to mind. Even though it's meant for future "IPS officers". 🤣

@SwatiJaiHind @SHO_Dexter Anyway, here's the clip. Since typing the URL manually can be inconvenient. Enjoy! 👍 https://imgur.com/jxUaYji

@SwatiJaiHind I completely forgot that "Dexter" (@SHO_Dexter) does body chopping too, despite that clip I made. How embarrassing. 😳 The female in that "Dexter" clip is supposed to be a policewoman who killed her husband and child to be "free" or whatever, btw (Season 4 Episode 4). 🤣

@AmritaRathodBJP Not very original thoughts I see. Is like Delhi Traffic Police's (@dtptraffic) "najar hati durghatna ghati" that can be seen on those road side digital signs or whatever. 🤷‍♂️

@IPS_Prahlad So what can you tell me? Did you have to study for sarkari exam to become IPS officer, or did you do something like "Munna Bhai MBBS"? I forgot yesterday that, "Munna Bhai" like doing is also possibru. 🤣 Buying question paper would still require studying after all. 🤣

@myogiadityanath Yogi ji, plz tell me. When will you be doing @UN "secret meeting"? You know, to decide world freedom day. Azaadi ka amrit mahotsav for entire world or whatever. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@NigarNawab There are supposed to be such things as "wealthy cannibals" which could of been added to this story to make it spicier. Mabbe @CIA and @NSAGov can confirm to you the existence of "wealthy cannibals". Or mabbe even @RockstarGames. 🤣🤷‍♂️

@ZafarSaifii @rashtrapatibhvn Ooh, you could of added "wealthy cannibals" to the story also. You know, to make it more spicy. "Instead of leaving it to the cannibals, he chopped the body himself, just like they chop the fish and chicken for you at meat markets. He also did not charge extra for it." 🤣🤷‍♂️

@__Lootera "We will teach him a lesson"? No, not really difficult to forget for me, you know. I used to memorize shit, give exams and then forget it all after giving exams (talkin' about school exams, not "sarkari naukri ke liye" exams). It was easy peasy lemon squeezy. 😏

@SwatiJaiHind Ah, looks I spelled "Suwatee" correctly after all. Here's a screenshot in case you are too busy-busy-busy to check out the hentai yourself. Enjoy! 👍

@SwatiJaiHind Sup, Swati. Busy spreading fake news I see. Anyway, there is a "Suwatee" (thas how it's spelled in subtitles) in the "Can Can Bunny Extra" hentai also. She looks pretty hot. Check it out when you can. 🤣 And for those who don' know, there is "chopping" in that "hentai manga". 🤣

And I can imagine you saying something like, "hah, nice try, but I don't have a biwi. I have a biwa. I got gay married..." 🤣 mp3 file contains the audio from this clip, for those who do not know for whatever reason. https://imgur.com/eMor9AU

Anyway, to whoever sent this guy, imagine me playing the "jiski biwi moti.mp3" file on my smartyphone for you. I am probably not gonna do it for reals, even though I had thought about doing it. Probably. 🤣 So you will just have to imagine me doing so. 🤣

Now I see in CCTV camera recording that there was indeed a fat guy near the bathroom window (which is near the main door of the apartment, btw 🤣) around that time. Wait, why not just post a screenshot? 🤔 Ooh, look at the time. 10:10 am. 🤣

Perhaps because of my recent tweets, I was hearing tweeting noises after I was done poopin' at about 10am yesterday. I am supposed to think it was a notification tone or something. Have heard the same notification tone or whatever many times before also. 🤣

Oops, looks like I misspelled "who's". Or incorrectly used "whose". How embarrassing. 😳 But misspellings are supposed to matter or something. So there is that. 🤣🤷‍♂️

Not sure if the data has been tampered with, because I watched all the "Blackmail" episodes recently and even the other episodes were looking familiar. 🤣 Anyway, I have now decided to watch all the hentai that were in this torrent. 🤣🤷‍♂️

And here is a screen recording of a torrent I mentioned somewhere on the internets many many months ago. It's supposed to be a "hentai mega pack". It shows all the "hentai" that I actually downloaded from it (either randomly or pseudorandomly).

@Gulzar___sahab Whatever happened to plastic surgery? Can be restored with plastic surgery, no? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@AnumaVidisha I was thinking that Nagaland should start doing "freedom fighting" to get independence from "bharat sarkar", just like "bharat sarkar" did "freedom fighting" to get independence from "british sarkar". You know, because of all the "cultural erasure". 🤣

@being_miral For anyone else dreaming to become sarkari afsar. 👉https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.testbook.tbapp&hl=en_IN&gl=US

@being_miral Do Mumbai custom officers also have to study for sarkari exams to become sarkari afsars? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

Here is an article about "vaginitis" for those who somehow do not know about this disease. 🤣https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Vaginitis

Now I am thinking that it is indeed what they wanted me to think (tentacle monster -> vaginitis). 🤣 Anyway, I thought all the kids in that episode contracted "vaginitis", but turns out it is just Stan. So a "tentacle monster" would have been a problem for Stan only.🤣

There is also a "cow story" in that "hentai manga" which reminded me of this @SouthPark episode. And I was thinking that good thing there were no "tentacle monsters" in their mountain town. 🤣https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMGIAZDqYYs

Oh yes, after "flipping" through said "hentai manga", I was also thinking that the @ncert should seek help from the "Japanese" to make the diagrams in their science text books. 🤣 https://ncert.nic.in/textbook.php?hesc1=9-18

By the way, the comment I tried to reply to links to a "hentai manga" (or whatever it's called) which does have actual "amputee pornography" as mentioned in the "Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force" video. Nobody can claim that it's something from a museum. 🤣

Thought I would post this also. It's supposed to be a reply I tried to post on a comment on a "hentai" website (I've been watching lot of "hentai" recently). Comment didn't appear unfortunately. But good thing I took the the screenshot, eh? 🤣

@ias_rawat Hmmm, yes. I was wondering about people having to study for sarkari exams to become "IAS/IPS officers" and what not. Would they have done the same if they would have known their future death days? You know, spend time studying for sarkari exams to become "IAS/IPS officers". 🤣

@BhimArmyChief I was wondering why the nearby "countries" did not claim "Singapore" and it is allowed to be a "city state". Even though various "countries" claim "South China Sea" islands or whatever. 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

@CNakhmanson In "real life" it is difficult to keep swimming pools clean, innit? Lots of "details" there is unlike in "The Sims 3". 🤣

@DalitCongressUP Is he doing "No Shave November"? I was trying to do "Nonstop Nut November" but failed. 🤣 https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1627619-no-nut-november-nnn

I mean "Munna Bhai MBBS" is supposed to be a "Bollywood" movie. Lots of censorship they have. Whereas "The Angriest Man in Brooklyn" is supposed to be a "Hollywood" movie. Lots of nudity they have. 🤣

And do they (death row inmates) also get last "conjugals"? It's not something I know. 🤣 But the main character from that movie certainly went to have last "conjugal" with his waifu. And I was also wondering why they showed waifu instead of prostitute unlike "Munna Bhai MBBS". 🤣

If you know your future death day in advance, you will be able to enjoy last meal or last "conjugal" (🤣) even if you are going to die in a road accident rather than due to disease. I was thinking that why should only death row inmates (if "real") get to enjoy last meals? 🤔