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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Hopefully the "USS Callister" clip will put an end to all the "he thinks he is..." thought broadcasts. I think I am supposed to be "Santa Claus" too, by the way. But who cares what I think? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, I believe "Cmdr MrZipner" had most likely already "exited fucking game" by the time my ship collided with his "Anaconda" (🀣). Not doing so would of led to in-game financial loss. I have done it myself too, but only when in combat with NPCs. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ







Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Even I went for a motorcycle ride on the day Dudley's mother had those guests. I actually started getting ready to go out while it was still dark outside. I wore blue clothing like "La Blue Girl", innit? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And as for Dudley's mother being sick, I did tell an "electrician" many months ago, that it was possibru that she was "next" and if that happens I will not be calling anyone. That they will have to themselves come and ring the doorbell (ding-dong) to collect the body. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Almost forgot to mention this guy. He seems to have some kind of "Stockholm Syndrome", since I doubt that he consented to having his susu being cut when he was just a babby. 🀣

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Thanks to ThexDarksider for delivering. 2015 Edit: I really shouldn't say shit like that about Vinesauce since they didn't even do anything wrong. Even Joel…


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

So yes, I was thinking that on "Christmas eve" you should probably sleep during the day and stay up at night to make sure that "Santa Claus" does _not_ show up at your place. 🀣 For adults it may be possible to stay up without sleeping during the day, but impossible for kids. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, now I wonder if they were trying to do "Knock Knock" kinda situation or "Mardi Gras: Spring Break" kinda situation. There is poopin' in "Mardi Gras: Spring Break" so probably that. 🀣 Btw, I noticed the butterflies in the end scene after downloading the movie again. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I was asking them that didn't Dudley's mother tell them that I had gone cray-cray and that she hadn't taken me to hospital till then to get me "injected". 🀣 You know, kinda like how veterinarians give dogs and cats "injections". Not supposed to touch un-injected ones. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Dudley's mother was later dialoguing loudly that I was in the bathroom. Might as well have said, "he is in the toilet. dropping yellow-yellow mangoes. at the speed of 120 kilometers per hour." The lines are supposed to be the ending of a joke. Note the "yellow-yellow" part. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Dudley's mother went to pick them up (whether airport or train station, I do not know). But sent them upstairs first. I was poopin' "in that moment" (was done poopin' actually, and was busy doing "washing ton") and wouldn't have opened the door even if I weren't. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Here's a screenshot of them arriving. Only now I am noticing the "Dexter's Laboratory" t-shirt. 🀣 She is the younger one. They have met me even when they were kids (in "New Delhi" also), so her "...so that we can be friends..." dialogue sounded super odd. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Which made me shoutingly mention the "cousins are legal" dialogue from the video game "Bully" (I said, "COUSINS. ARE. LEGAL." 🀣). The main character in the video game calls someone inbred while out on the streets and the guy shouts back saying "cousins are legal". 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

She was saying something like, "i don't have anyone..." or something. 🀣 But later when I was saying the same thing again but angrily and shoutingly, she was denying saying that she has "no interest" and that she is supposed to be my "cousin".


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

They are all "grown up" now, unlike me. 🀣 Anyway, they came alone (as in without their parents). Previously one of them had visited this place with her mother. This time I even told her bluntly that I now think it was a "ladki pasand" visit and she didn't even deny initially. 🀣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, so Dudley's mother is supposedly sick, but still she invited all these people to lunch and cooked fish for them (and who knows what else). The fish cooking made me think of "Hindi" dubbed "The Mask" dialogue again. "main fried nahi, kachchi machchi hoon".🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I was even thinking something like, "nooo, don't take me to hospital. doctor and nurse will have saiks in front of me while i sleep, making thap-thap noises...". You know, after watching "Night Shift Nurses Kranke". 🀣🀣🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And I was thinking that maybe I will be somehow forcefully taken to one of those hospitals. Especially since I received a text message from "Ganga Ram Hospital" many months ago even though I was not the one who visited. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Well, not set as reverse DNS, but the term "medicalnewstoday" was in the reverse DNS. I was also getting "thought broadcasts" seeming like Dudley's mother's that went something like "will have to take to Apollo Hospital", "will have to take to Ganga Ram Hospital", "and etc." 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Before this I was getting "port scans" on my VPS (virtual private server) from IP addresses with "medicalnewstoday" set as reverse DNS. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ I was thinking that my body will be the one affected maybe, but apparently not. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, day before yesterday she left the apartment in the evening and I went up to the "xbox" thinking about powering it on again while eating "coconut burfi". But then I saw that she had left some "medical reports" on the sofa for me to find, and I decided not to. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Dudley's mother rushed out before the loli scene uttering something about me not knowing what's going on in the world. Or maybe she uttered this after she came back inside the apartment. I don' 'member. Two utterings there were at least. 🀣🀣🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, they returned after I paused the hentai for a while. They were also able to finish their lunch before leaving. I had started playing it again at full volume before they left. 🀣 After that, I also watched the "Angel Core" hentai at full volume. Nice background music, btw.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Ooh, I also saw a "mind your business" tweet a few hours ago showing a runaway shopping cart with a TV on it. So I would like to point out that the TV that the "xbox" is connected to belongs to Dudley's mother. And even if it is broken (by "Kyle"), audio is all that is needed. πŸ˜‰


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Now I am thinking that they went to the roof just so that they would be recorded by the CCTV camera on the roof also. Especially the girl. 🀣 Here is a clip showing the recordings. Includes their arrival and departure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I played the hentai to watch it myself, btw. It was supposed to be the next on my list. 🀣 Anyway, they (the visitors) stayed till there were lots saiks noises before finally getting up and going out the door. 🀣 But instead of leaving they went to the roof instead. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

So I am asking here on twitter now. Did they come here so that I could do ladka pasand or ladki pasand? Who can tell me? Anyone? Anyone? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Anyway, hentai I played was "Angel Blade" and even it has a little girl who is shown to be attracted to an older female. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I asked because there was a little girl present also. And eventually I did realize that she could "of" been the "ladki". But I failed to ask them something like, "did you come here so that I can do ladka pasand or ladki pasand?". Add that to my list of regrets. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I threw other questions at them too, but it seemed to me like they were exercising their "right to remain silent". 🀣 I finally asked the old man if everybody in the room knew where babbies come from, he nodded and I proceeded to play hentai on full volume on the "xbox". 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, he (the old man) obviously had nothing much to say. I had even asked everyone loudly (while still sitting on the sofa) whether they knew about dead doggo or not, but they were unwilling to answer this even. Eventually, I did hear the old man say that they knew. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

This "ladka" was also living in "Bangalore" last I heard and even he is "Bangali" and supposed to be from "Shillong". 🀣 Here is a chat log with this "ladka". I had previously posted a redacted version somewhere on the internets, but now enjoy the unredacted version. πŸ‘


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Also told him my theory that the "ladka" was brought so that I could do "ladka pasand" instead of "ladki pasand", and even mentioned another "ladka" who was most likely attempting to do "love marriage" kind of situation. You know, instead of the usual "arranged marriage". 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, the guy was also denying that the "ladka" was his son and that his son was living in "Bangalore". 🀣 I told him that even he may not be the guy from the photos since he was an old man now and his face had changed a lot. And the poor fellow was denying being "old" even. 🀣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

"Shaali" is supposed to be "Bangali" equivalent of "Hindi" word "saali" which means "sister in law". Recently I have been thinking things like, "saale, idhar aa fight-to-the-death karne ke liye". Changed to "saale, idhar aa saiks slave ban ke" (after watching some hentai). 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Of course, he had no response to such a question. But I also asked him who the guy in the photo was and he claimed it was him. But he denied that the woman in the photos was his waifu and was claiming that she was his "shaali" which I heard as "shami" initially. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

The guy from the photos sits next to me at some point and I asked him a question that I was already planning on asking. That whether "they" were "catching" the people from my twitter photos and sending them here. I showed him the date when I posted the tweet also.🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Dudley's mother asked me to leave the sofa and let them sit (5 visitors) but I decided to "stand my ground". 🀣 The "ladka" comes and sits next to me anyway, but for a very short while before getting up and going to the dining room instead where everybody had gone to sit.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But they show up late (thought they might even cancel the visit since I was waiting with "xbox" 🀣) with a "ladka" (ΰ€²ΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ€•ΰ€Ύ) instead. But wait, there was indeed a "ladki" (ΰ€²ΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ€•ΰ₯€) present also but I didn't think she could "of" been the "ladki" initially. 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I was assuming that it will be just him and his waifu who will be visiting. But then I was browsing imgur on the "xbox" and saw some comments which made me think that they may be bringing a "girl" so that I can do "ladki pasand" (ΰ€²ΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ€•ΰ₯€ ΰ€ͺΰ€Έΰ€‚ΰ€¦). You know, for "arranged marriage". 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I decided to let the "reverse psychology" work and waited for them with the tweets and other things open on the "xbox" (which has indeed been broken by "Kyle". 🀣 It's actually a "PC gaming master race" and not an "xbox" so still works with the integrated graphics. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ)


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, last "Saturday" Dudley's mother came to my room to tell me that the guy from the photographs in this tweet (and others) will be visiting the next day, and that I should not say anything to them. "Reverse psychology" is what I thought immediately.🀣

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Coincidentally, I found a photo of myself crossing my eyes just like Mr. Bean can be seen doing in that video (4:17). 🀣 In further coincidence, there was also vomiting involved in that trip (Cherrapunji, Meghalaya). 🀣

Apr 9, 2021



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

She left on November 30 and returned on December 8. The "downstairs neighbour" came to check up on me even, using bathroom leakage as an excuse (has used this excuse to talk to me previously also). I told him that there was no point talking to me about any "bathroom remodel". 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

In other news, Dudley's mother actually went away for a few days after my November 25 tweets. I thought that it was possibru that she had left forevaa, but she came back about a week later. Although it was more than the 4-5 days she mentioned before leaving (not that I cared πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ).



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Since I mentioned "Shani Maharaj" in my last thread, I thought I would post this screenshot from "Night Shift Nurses Kranke Episode 2", where a TV can be seen labeled as what looks like "Shany". Later in the episode, a character apparently says "this is heaven" (subtitle). 🀣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Dudley's mother later started dialoguing last year, that she was only waiting for doggo to die, and would go and live with Dudley soon after. But it has been one year now since doggo died and she is still stuck here. And I was wondering if anyone can tell me why. πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, more animal cruelty can be seen in "VID_20211115_111724.mp4" and "VID_20211115_124357.mp4". I was either asleep or trying to sleep when Dudley's mother had once again left the doggo alone. Left the apartment as in, to run super important errands.




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I told her that @EmmanuelMacron could have arranged a private jet for her and doggo. Or at least made arrangements in a "public jet" so that she can take the sick doggo with her to "France". I am sure they would have had better veterinarians too (not a third world country). πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Now I should mention that sometime last year, she was offering to go and live with Dudley in "France". But she was saying that she will have to leave the sick doggo with me since there was no away he would be allowed on an airplane. 🀣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Slapped the phone out of my hand instead, after which I must have angrily punched my own hand in front of her face. 🀣 She was continuing to do "psyopy" things even as doggo was sick and dying (not that I knew). πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

In "VID_20211108_153211.mp4" I had confronted Dudley's mother about using what can be seen in the video for "kitchen privacy". Which is how that incident started. Was asking her why she didn't keep it with the female's photo facing outwards. 🀣 She tried to slap me here, I think.



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

By then I had already put video in the living room TV and played it for her as soon as she returned. All she could do was pet the poor doggo while looking at the recording. But still she did not get him any medical care, because the incident happened because of his age obviously.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I decided to start recording at this time (about 5:50pm) and also decided to record what happens when I don't help him up. Which is what would have happened if I weren't here and she would have left him alone. She returned not long after I stopped recording (about 6:15pm).


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He was walking around all day (only because Dudley's mother was away) and would fall repeatedly and I would have to pick him up. I did this the entire day and eventually he pooped while still on the ground and unable to get up (if I recall correctly).



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

She is an atheist (still goes to temples and does religious rituals though, but only because her mata-pita taught her to do so apparently) and was therefore asking her dead mother for "strength" while looking at a portrait which doesn't even look much like her dead mother.



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

She can be heard saying something like, "why did I give birth--why did I give birth--" in that recording. Did she not know that I was recording? I am sure she did and had decided to put on a show. Btw, was she suggesting that she should have had an abortion with those lines? πŸ€”


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

After which she started pretending to cry. She also went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. Perhaps hoping I would beat her with shit stick this time and she would get the opportunity to do "penance". 🀣 I made the recording due to lack of tears, by the way. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

She started dialoguing with something like, "there is no Shani here--there is no Shani here...". Which made me very angry and I went up to her and pretended to punch her like "Lunk" from "Lunk's Awakening" (Cyanide and Happiness Show) was punching the boat with the talking face.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Second video (VID_20210706_001709.mp4) shows an incident that happened after I was telling her to feed doggo once. I was saying something like, "Shani Maharaj will not be taking the responsibility of feeding the dog". And she pounced on the opportunity to change the subject.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I believe she was suggesting that I was jealous of her lovely-lovely plants. 🀣 She was even dialoguing by telling me to go out and look at everybody else's balconies and was saying that I would have seen that _everybody_ keeps plants. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Last year when I was telling her to get rid of the plants again (using Google Translate's text to speech feature), she dialogued with something like "tekhetor hinkha lagi goi se" in "Assamese". Anyone care to translate that sentence? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Dudley also "gifted" his mother one of those "elizabethan collars" during this time, which she became very fond of. 🀣 Anyway, eventually I had to use spray on bandage ("Leeford Septiplast") which was labeled "not for veterinary use" even. Only then the wound (see clip) healed.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Here's a clip from a video recorded during the time he had the skin infection (14 Aug 2020). Full video should be available on Facebook. Dudley's mother did not take him to a vet during that time also. She was applying lots of expired crystal violet in the infected area instead.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

One of his ears can also be seen rubbing against a plant. I had told Dudley's mother to get rid of the plants many times even the year before when doggo got some kind of skin infection, but she refused. Later I had to move some of the plants myself.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Here's a clip from the first video. It's just a video of the doggo walking around. Weeks before this was recorded, he was unable to walk at all or even get up on his own. So him being able to walk like this made it seem like he was getting better.