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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I ended up buying another 4G dongle-dongle, but from @Flipkart this time. It cost me 500 rupees more than the one I purchased from "China" which I never received.

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@news24tvchannel @MamataOfficial Sup, "Mamata Banerjee". Was receiving calls from "Kolkata" phone numbers last year. It wasn't from "customs officers", was it? I bought a cheapo 4G dongle-dongle from "China", which may of been used as an excuse to do unsolicited phone callings I was thinking. 🤣🤷‍♂️

Nov 15, 2022


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Full video now availabru on youtube. The part in the clip starts at about 5:00. Was thinking about recording only "Torlan", but decided to do all the warfare maps. Half already done. And is not like I have anything better to do.🤣🤷‍♂️

Unreal Tournament 3 - Warfare - Downtown Two Fronts
Unreal Tournament 3 gameplay video with custom characters set as bots. Custom characters shown in the video can be found in the following URLs -…

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I found this "meme" recently (don' 'member if I had seen if before 🤷‍♂️) and was wondering if it was because of the "redeemer" in "Unreal Tournament 3". Was pretty funny when I saw it for the first time. I searched for "sad trollface meme" on Google Images, btw. 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@KrishnaDharma What pain are you talking about? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️ And didn't I see a guy wearing a t-shirt saying "hum nahi sudhrenge" when walking to police station during COVID-19 fake news lockdown? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️








Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@SwatiJaiHind "क्राइम शो देखता था"? 🤣 I just 'membered a while ago that this is also just "recycled fake news". I 'member reading similar fake news long ago about some videshi guy killing his "lady boy girlfriend" and not only chopping body up but also trying to cook it. 🤣🤷‍♂️






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@ipsvijrk Thas not true. They will try to deny entry if thas what the sarkari afsars are feeling like doing (permanent jobs 'member?). 🤣 But nobody usually tries to enter police stations, amirite? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️








Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@AlongImna Why write "DP"? Why not "PP"? "🎶 My Ahudi is so slick, even it's my profile pic.🎶" 🤣

Saudis in Audis
New Album on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-falafel-album-ep/id390314529 Hi everybody! I made a song about Saudis driving Audis. I hope you like it! Thank you to everyone who…






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@MFSahiHai What about HYIPs? Sahi hai ya nahi? Why mutual funds when there are HYIPs? HYIPs do not say things like "HYIPs are subject to market risks, please read the offer documents carefully before investing." There is usually no "offer documents" to read in case of HYIPs. 🤣







Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@rashtrapatibhvn Personally, I would recommend viewing saiks tapes of your mata-pita and mabbe even your nana-nani before you decide to do "sammaan". Amreekans may have already taken this advice, because of which there are movies like "Dirty Grandpa". Doubtful they touch feet of their nana-nani.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@Sadhvi_prachi "खबरें ही पढ़ लिया करो". Are you talking about "fake news media" खबरें? Or is there some secret place where you get "real news"? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️













Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@iForex_com What can you tell me? Did the Borg from Star Trek use money? They probably used cryptocurrency equivalent to buy stuff fellow Borgs manufactured for them. You know, Borg iPhone equivalents and what not. 🤣🤷‍♂️




















Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Thought I should mention that my recent "ooh"s are supposed to be pronounced similar to the "ooh"s in this @Disney Recess episode. Hindi dubbed version had "ooh, scandalous" replaced with "ooh, kya baat hai". 🤣

Disney's Recess - Jinxed
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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@VijayGurjar_IPS You must have grown up watching "RoboCop", which is why decided to become "IPS officer". I completely forgot that RoboCop is also supposed to be a "cop". 🤣 Otherwise only cartoons like "Little Singham" were coming to mind. Even though it's meant for future "IPS officers". 🤣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@IPS_Prahlad So what can you tell me? Did you have to study for sarkari exam to become IPS officer, or did you do something like "Munna Bhai MBBS"? I forgot yesterday that, "Munna Bhai" like doing is also possibru. 🤣 Buying question paper would still require studying after all. 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@ZafarSaifii @rashtrapatibhvn Ooh, you could of added "wealthy cannibals" to the story also. You know, to make it more spicy. "Instead of leaving it to the cannibals, he chopped the body himself, just like they chop the fish and chicken for you at meat markets. He also did not charge extra for it." 🤣🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@__Lootera "We will teach him a lesson"? No, not really difficult to forget for me, you know. I used to memorize shit, give exams and then forget it all after giving exams (talkin' about school exams, not "sarkari naukri ke liye" exams). It was easy peasy lemon squeezy. 😏





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@SwatiJaiHind Sup, Swati. Busy spreading fake news I see. Anyway, there is a "Suwatee" (thas how it's spelled in subtitles) in the "Can Can Bunny Extra" hentai also. She looks pretty hot. Check it out when you can. 🤣 And for those who don' know, there is "chopping" in that "hentai manga". 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, to whoever sent this guy, imagine me playing the "jiski biwi moti.mp3" file on my smartyphone for you. I am probably not gonna do it for reals, even though I had thought about doing it. Probably. 🤣 So you will just have to imagine me doing so. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Now I see in CCTV camera recording that there was indeed a fat guy near the bathroom window (which is near the main door of the apartment, btw 🤣) around that time. Wait, why not just post a screenshot? 🤔 Ooh, look at the time. 10:10 am. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Perhaps because of my recent tweets, I was hearing tweeting noises after I was done poopin' at about 10am yesterday. I am supposed to think it was a notification tone or something. Have heard the same notification tone or whatever many times before also. 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Not sure if the data has been tampered with, because I watched all the "Blackmail" episodes recently and even the other episodes were looking familiar. 🤣 Anyway, I have now decided to watch all the hentai that were in this torrent. 🤣🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And here is a screen recording of a torrent I mentioned somewhere on the internets many many months ago. It's supposed to be a "hentai mega pack". It shows all the "hentai" that I actually downloaded from it (either randomly or pseudorandomly).



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@AnumaVidisha I was thinking that Nagaland should start doing "freedom fighting" to get independence from "bharat sarkar", just like "bharat sarkar" did "freedom fighting" to get independence from "british sarkar". You know, because of all the "cultural erasure". 🤣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Now I am thinking that it is indeed what they wanted me to think (tentacle monster -> vaginitis). 🤣 Anyway, I thought all the kids in that episode contracted "vaginitis", but turns out it is just Stan. So a "tentacle monster" would have been a problem for Stan only.🤣